The Kingdom of Womble 1662 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.38 billion Womble 1662ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Womble 1662ian economy, worth 362 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 38,599 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,776 per year while the poor average 2,419, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1662's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 1662 is ranked 228,906^th in the world and 2,908^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.